What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:31
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Make Nazis afraid again!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.